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Common Computer Terms

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

DOS - Defective Operating System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

SCSI - System Can't See It

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

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