A man goes and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1998 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiney surface of the car and asks "what kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The dude replies "A 1998 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000!!". "That's a lota money!" says the old man shocked. "Why does it cost so much?" "cause this car can do 320 mph!" states the cooldude proudly. The old man asks "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure" replies the new owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty nice car alright!"
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it! and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! Whhhhoooooooosh! Something whips past him! Going maybe 3 times as fast! The guy wonders "What on earth could be going faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" Then, ahead of him he sees the same dot coming back towards him. Whhhhhooooooooosh! goes by again, only in the other direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped. "Couldn't be" thinks the guy. "how could an old moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?" Again he sees a dot in his rearview mirror. WhhhhhooooooooooshhKa-BOOOOmmmmmMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end!
The guy stops, jumps out and amazingly, it is the old man! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. The guy runs up to the injured old man and asks "Your're hurt bad. Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man replies "Yeah! UNHOOK MY SUSPENDERS FROM THE SIDE-VIEW MIRROR ON YOUR CAR!"