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Some Famous Qoutes

"To be or not to be" Shakespeare

"To be is to do Aristotle

"To do is to be" Saitre

"Do be do be do" Sinatra

"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do." Zsa Zsa Gabor

"What matters is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." Dwight David Eisenhower

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." Harry S. Truman

"You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team or some nuclear weapons, but at least you need a BEER." Frank Zappa

"Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote." George Jean Nathan

"What me worry?" Alfred E Newmann

"Youth, my salad days when green my judgment" unknown

"DOEAL, my salad days when greenless my wallet" C. Zawadzki

"DOEAL, my salad days when green my envy" J. Kreisle

"GATX, my salad days when green my backyard" D. Meyers

"The sports page records people accomplishments, the front page nothing but their failures." Earl Warren

"Subtle is as subtle does." D. Meyers

"Up, ip and away...." Superman

"Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone." Jorge Luis Borges

"Ni sa bula vinaka Turaga" C. Zawadzki

"War will cease when men refuse to fight." Fridtj of Hauser

"To find a friend, one must close one eye: to keep him two." Norman Douglas

"The way to keep children at home is to make home a pleasant atmosphere; and let the air out of the tires." Dorothy Parker

"Kids learn more from example than anything you say. I'm convinced they learn very early not to hear anything you say, but watch what you do." Jane Pauley

"Heresy is another word for freedom of thought." Graham Greene

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe." Frank Rizzo

"It's never to late, in fiction or life, to revise." Nancy Thayer

"I'm desperately trying to figure out wky Kamikaze pilots wore helmets." David Edison

"Old men make war, young men fight and die" Winston Churchill

"Old men manage, and let 'em, work is too much fun" D. Meyers

"Learn from the mistakes of others, you won't live long enough to make them all yourself." Anonymous

"I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts." John Locke

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." Tallula Bankhead

"Practice does not make perfect, only perfect practice makes perfect." Vince Lombardi

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Abraham Lincoln

"In this world nothing is certain, but death and taxes." Benjamin Franklin

"Madam I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship." Sydney Smith

"The secret of success is sincerity, once you can fake that you've got it made." Jean Graudouix

"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made with artifical flavors and furnature polish is made with real lemons." Alfred E. Newman

"It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." Marlene Detrich

"Originallity is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." Laurence Peter

"The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on the dispositions and not our circumstances." Martha Washington

"When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism, but when you take it from many writers, it's research." Wilson Mizner

"The idea of strictly minding our own business moldy rubbish, who could be that selfish." Mytie Barker

"Don't compromise yourself, you are all you've got." Janis Joplin

"Nothing is more rewarding than to watch as someone who says it can't be done gets interrupted by someone actually doing it." Arvid D. Yermes

"The camera cannot lie, but it can be an accessery to untruth." Harold Evans

"Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done." Ernie Kovacs

"... I finally figured out why I never have any money ... I'm always squandering it paying bills!!" Ziggy

"But pleasures are like poppies spread, you seize the flower, its bloom is shed; Or like the snow-fall in the river, a moment white that melts forever." Robert Burns

"I'm not big enough for this job." Harry Truman

"Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life." Sophia Loren

"Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habos."

"Eureka." Archimedes (running naked through the city)

"You do not destroy an idea by killing people, you replace it with a better one." Edward Keating

"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar." Jerome K. Jerome

"Our strength is often composes of the weakness we're damned if we're going to show." Mignon Mc Laughlin

"The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is the the truth." William O'Douglas

"I've come back to deliver a message...however it it probably not the one you expect." The Visitor

"Nobody will ever need more than 640K of memory." Bill Gates

"Nameset Rafiki."

"I cross that bridge when they build it." Unknown New Mexican

"I don't believe there will ever be a need for more than four or five computers in the whole world." Thomas Watkins (Chairman of IBM)

"The cure to boredom is curiousity. There is no cure for curiousity." Ellen Pare

"I've come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about." Arvid D. Yermes

"Only make a great deal if you have no intention of ever doing business with that person again...otherwise make a good deal." Robert M. Davis

"In a court of law, nothing beats a station wagon fulled with nuns." Archie Bunker

"It's not my job to decide his guilt or innocence." Phillip Gerard

"My country right or wrong... When it's right keep it right... When it's wrong make it right...."

"I never met a man I didn't like." Will Rodgers

"Avoid shortcuts. They always take to much timein the long run." Robert D. Semrey

"Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud

"Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something." Wilson Mizner

"Elementary....My dear Watson." Sherlock Holmes

"Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching." Fran Lebowitz

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." Aristotle

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain." Carol Leifer

"Never again." Sean Connery

"Live long and prosper." Unknown Vulcan Philosopher

"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." Wayne Gretzke

"Shaken...Not stirred." Jame Bond

"I went on a 14-day diet and all I lost was two weeks." Ziggy

"Lawyers earn more from problems than solutions." Unattributed

"Sorry about that..." Maxwell Smart

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." Samuel Butler

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said ''I'll take some fries.'' The girl behind the counter said ''Would you like some fries with that?''" Jay Leno

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." Robert Frost

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand." Confucius

"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability" Flowers A. Newhouse

"One nice thing about egotists, they don't talk about other people." Mark Twain

"I like a view but I like to sit with my back turned to it." Gertrude Stein

"Don't pay any attention to the critics, don't even ignore them." Samuel Goldwyn

"What's up Doc?" Bugs Bunny

"In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these." Paul Harvey

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror." Oscar Wilde

"To the Batpoles." Bruce Wayne

"We're overpaying him, but he's worth it." Samuel Goldwyn

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." Mark Twain

"A man will fight harder for interests than for his rights" Napoleon

"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth." Muhammadi Ali

"I'll be glad to reply to or dodge your questions depending on what I think will help our election most" George Bush 1980

"The bible is not my book and Christianity is not my religon. I could never give assist to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma." Abraham Lincoln

"Zadravucha tovareck."

"Thhhaaaaaaaaatttt'sss all folkes." Porky Pig

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