There was once a biker and a lawyer who lived next door to each other. The biker owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked out and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the lawyers garden. Before he could get it, the lawyer picked it up. The biker approached the lawyer and told him that it was his egg because the hen was his. The lawyer said that the egg was his because it was on his property.
They argued for a while, until finally the biker said: "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes for you to get up. Then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up the quickest wins the egg."
The lawyer agreed to this. The biker found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on. He then took a few steps back, ran toward the lawyer, and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls. The lawyer fell to the ground clutching himself, howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the lawyer stood up and said: "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The biker said, "Keep the egg."