APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
DOS - Defective Operating System
GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI - System Can't See It
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System